I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
We are two peas in an std pod
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I have aggressive nipples.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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