I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
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For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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