im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
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Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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