Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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