I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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