I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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