quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
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You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
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I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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