I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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