just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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