When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
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We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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