I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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