i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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