i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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