Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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