i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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