What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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