what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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