What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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