operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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