Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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