He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
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Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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