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Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Do you have feelings for this penis?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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