Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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