im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
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This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
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MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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