i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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