Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I can text with my tongue
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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