Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
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im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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