whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
soo... how was my night?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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