Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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