im drinking this country out of the recession.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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