I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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