your thong is hanging out like whoa
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize