I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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