i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Just high enough for therapy.
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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