Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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