she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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