pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
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The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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