It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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