you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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