One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
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everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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