yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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