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I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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