Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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