So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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