can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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