eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
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Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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