Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
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Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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