I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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