This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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