I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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